Introducing 'The Rising Cock Affirmation Cards' – your daily dose of laughter and cheeky inspiration!
This isn't just a deck; it's a morning wake-up call to fun and hilarity. Each card, from Love Rocket Larry to Trouser Snake Tim, is bursting with playful affirmations to kick-start your day with a smile and a bit of naughty humor.
Imagine greeting the day with a wise word from One-Eyed Monster Mike or a motivational mantra from Bald-Headed Hermit Hank. These cards are perfect for anyone who loves to start their day with a giggle and a bit of risqué pep talk.
Whether you're shuffling through for a quick chuckle or sharing a laugh with friends, 'The Rising Cock Affirmation Cards' are your ticket to a funnier, lighter, and slightly naughtier day. So, rise and shine with a smirk – your morning routine will never be the same!
